The Dream
Edward Woodward had a dream
Which forced from him a fearful scream,
For in his dream a demon came
To steal the ‘d’s’ out of his name.
So vivid was this bad nightmare,
That Edward now has lost his hair,
But worse than this, much worse by far,
Is now he’s called, ‘Ewar Woowar!’
© James Rainsford 2010
Hilarious!
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Brilliant. Made me laugh out loud, almost as much as we did in Jan and Freddies that night.
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