The Sanctum of Sanity

The Dream

Edward Woodward had a dream

Which forced from him a fearful scream,

For in his dream a demon came

To steal the ‘d’s’ out of his name.

So vivid was this bad nightmare,

That Edward now has lost his hair,

But worse than this, much worse by far,

Is now he’s called, ‘Ewar Woowar!’

© James Rainsford 2010